Nintendo’s latest renders are amazing don’t get me wrong, but they are so selectively hyper realistic in little places and still so cartoonish in others that its honestly a little uncanny valley?
for example:
these gloves.
these eyes??
bowser just chillin’ with a realistic wii u gamepad
a hyper-realistic luigi amiibo with little plastic seams and everything. nice.
Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention
Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*
Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????
Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*
Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….